Texts from My Exes by Rachel Van Dyken
Genres: Romantic Comedy
Source: ARC
Also by this author: The Consequence of Loving Colton (Consequence, #1), The Consequence of Revenge, Capture, The Dark Ones, Untouchable Darkness, The Consequence of Seduction, Empire, The Matchmaker's Playbook, The Bachelor Auction, Enrage, The Playboy Bachelor, Eulogy, The Consequence of Rejection, Envy, Risky Play, Ruthless Princess, Surrender, Scandalous Prince, Mafia Casanova, Destructive King, Mafia King, Office Hate, Falling for the Villain, My Summer in Seoul, Broken Crown , Office Date, The Anti-Fan and the Idol, The Godparent Trap, Dissolution, Exposing the Groom, The Unperfects, Office Mate, Ciao Bella, Immortal Sun, Little Nightmare, Fallen Gods, Sweet Poison
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Some people scrapbook.
I screenshot my exes’ texts.What started as me venting my dating disasters online (creative outlet, don’t judge) has turned into a blog with actual followers—and the only thing keeping me in my dirt-cheap apartment. My grandmother-slash-landlord insists I “prove my creativity” to stay, so the blog lives on.
Except now my readers want a happy ending. With an ex.
Problem? None of my exes qualify.
So…I invent one. The perfect guy. The one that got away.Rule #1: Never roast your exes online if they know how to read.
Rule #2: Definitely don’t make up a fake ex-boyfriend just to keep your rent low.
Rule #3: Don't—under any circumstances—let your best friend discover the lie.Because now he’s volunteered to become my fake perfect ex. And the more we fake it, the more I can’t tell if my readers are the only ones falling for the story.
Turns out, the biggest plot twist of all?
I might have been in love with him the whole time.
Texts from my Exes is a hilarious friends to lovers story. Harper is trying to increase her online presence by posting some crazy texts from her exes and agreeing to date them again. You know, one more chance.
Ezra is Harper’s best friend and is there for all the horrible dates and exes. He is totally in love with Harper, but she has him firmly in the friend zone. She even has rules about it. But, Ezra’s done waiting. These two are perfect except for the pining instead of talking! Of course Harper doesn’t want to lose her best friend, but come on! He is perfect! I couldn’t wait for Ezra to throw down the gauntlet. Her exes are hilariously bad and provide lots of comedy. Texts from my Exes is a fun, light read you could binge this weekend. You won’t regret it.
And if you looking for more laugh out loud romantic comedies, you should check out The Consequence of Loving Colton. It’s hilarious!
- POV: dual 1st
- Tears: no
- Trope: friends to lovers
- Triggers: none
- Series/Standalone: standalone
- Cliffhanger: View Spoiler »
- HEA: View Spoiler »
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authors like Meghan Quinn, Pippa Grant, Amy Dawes…then you will probably like Texts from My Exes!

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I’ve enjoyed some of her books but some are too over the top for me.
I’ve enjoyed this author before, and this one sounded good, but I didn’t have time to sign up to review. I’ll have to look for the audio probably. Great review!