Suck This by Lani Lynn Vale

Posted September 13, 2022 in review Tags: ,

Suck This by Lani Lynn ValeSuck This by Lani Lynn Vale

Genres: Paranormal Romance
Source: ARC
Also by this author: Execution Style, Charlie Foxtrot, Coup de Grace, Right to my Wrong, Shock Advised, Hail No, Beard Mode, Lights To My Siren, Fear the Beard, I Like Big Dragons and I Cannot Lie , I'm Only Here for the Beard, Dragons Need Love, Too , Oh, My Dragon, Kevlar To My Vest , Keys To My Cuffs, Life To My Flight , Hissy Fit, Talkin' Trash, Lord Have Mercy, Hide Your Crazy, How About No, I'd Rather Not, Make Me, Sinners are Winners, If You Say So, Just Kidding, Herd That, Fries Before Guys, Crazy Heifer, Maybe Swearing Will Help, Keep it Classy, Chute Yeah, Get Bucked, May Contain Wine, Jokes on You, Somethin' About That Boy, Join the Club, Any Day Now, Say It Ain't So, Officially Over It, Nobody Knows, Depends on Who's Asking, Repeat Offender, Conjugal Visits, Jailbait, Quit Bein' Ugly, Doin' a Dime, Kitty Kitty, No Rep, Gen Pop, Jerk It, Inmate of the Month , Chalk Dirty to Me, Shakedown , Always Someone's Monster, Make Me Your Villain , Rattle Some Cages , Get Tragic , Strange and Unusual, Never Trust the Living, Nobody Cares Unless You're Pretty, Good Trouble, Cute But Psycho, Annoyed At First Sight, The Voices Are Back, Special Kind of Twisted, I'll Just Date Myself, Fun House, Freak Show, Show Off, Clown Motel, Big Nick Energy, Sold to the Circus, Killing Booth, The Fool, No Cap
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Blood, sex and alcohol.

That was what Club Worth was all about.

Ever since vampires had come out to the world, people had been obsessed. Take a walk on the wild side and see what the nightclub was all about.

Acadia Powell, on the other hand, didn’t do vampires. Nor did she do messy.

What she did do was stay away from people like Constantine Worth, Master of the City, and the most gorgeous man in the history of men. It didn’t matter that he had hypnotizing eyes, beautiful lips, and the sexiest body she’d ever had the privilege of laying eyes on.

It should be easy for her to stay away, but with each subsequent encounter, it’s becoming harder and harder to fight the growing need inside of her.


Constantine Worth knew that Acadia was off limits. Not only was she human and not willing to slum it with the undead, but she was also the baby sister of the city’s chief of police. The man that liked to arrest him every other day and twice on Sunday.

He should hate her based solely on the last name she shared with her brother. Yet each time he sees her, he forgets that he’s supposed to be playing nice. She sets his blood to boil, and each time she lets the verbal slurs flow, he finds it harder and harder to maintain his distance.

Soon, he will have to make a choice. Maintain his upstanding relationship with human law enforcement, or take what he wants, and damn the consequences.

Suck This is Lani Lynn Vale’s entrance into vampires and I am here for it! I adore her books, and I really enjoyed her take on dragons. I was psyched she was doing a vampire book and I wasn’t disappointed.

So I kind of got Sookie Stackhouse vibes (the books, not the TV show which was literally nothing like the books). Vampires are “out” and good girls don’t get involved with vampires. Acadia is the sister of the police chief and Constantine isn’t trying to get messed up with the law. So, you have a bit of the forbidden relationship trope mixed with an almost “fated” vibe.

Suck This was a blend of humor and steam, which is one thing I always appreciate about LLV’s book. This has some of the classic vampire rules, but LLV has her twist. There is some suspense as well, so that was just a bonus!



Dead Until Dark by Charlaine Harris, The Black Dagger Brotherhood by JR Ward, Dark Prince by Christine Feehan…then you will probably like Suck This!

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One response to “Suck This by Lani Lynn Vale

  1. ooh, this one sounds so interesting here! I was curious after the unique title haha We do need more vampire books, I feel like we don’t see them very often anymore. I only watched the show and never read the books and hated the ending but I should try out one of the books sometime to get the difference.

    Great review of this one, you have convinced me to pick this one up and adding it to my watchlist.

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